The real reason to be excited about Dark Souls Remastered

Ah, Gwynevere, how we've missed you so! Soon enough, you and your jiggle physics will be seen not just with high res mods, but with a true high res 2k port! And a good port, not a shitty one! Best of all, it's not just for the PC or Xbox One or PS4, but the Switch as well! What a time to be alive. Visions of amazing chest ahead! It'll be the Dark Souls of Remasters!